Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Wouldn't you love to see...

Wouldn’t you like to see Judge Alito and Chief Justice Roberts questioning the Democrat Senators to determine their qualifications for Public office?

The questions might go like this…………

Judge Alito (JA): “Senator Kennedy, I see from your official resume that you attended Harvard University…”

Senator Kennedy (SK): “Yes, your honor, I certainly did.”

JA: “Did you graduate?”

SK: “Your honor, I respectfully ask that you not pry into my personal life…”

JA: “Is it not true that you were expelled from Harvard for violating the honor code, to wit, you hired someone to take an exam for you?”

SK: “Mr. Chairman, I want to go on record that I disagree with this line of questioning. I ask the chair to order the Judge from asking questions about my private matters..”

Senator Specter, Chairman of the Judiciary Committee: “Answer the Judge’s questions. He answered all of yours..”

JA: “Senator Kennedy, we have on hand a transcript of the session of the university’s honor council attesting to your fraudulent examination and subsequent expulsion from the university…”

SK: “I have had all I can take of this line of unreasonable questioning. I am going to ask Al Gore how he managed to keep his early departure from Vanderbilt University Divinity School away from the eyes of you religious nuts…”

JA: “Wait, Senator Kennedy, I want to ask you about the 26 phone calls you made from a motel room the night Mary Jo Kopechne drowned in your car at Chappaquidik, when you said you were asleep all night…” [ Kennedy flees the hearing room ]

Senator Specter: “Chief Justice Roberts [CJR] will now interrogate Senator Biden [SB}, Democrat of Delaware…”

CJR: “Senator Biden, is it not true that you were expelled from law school for plagiarizing another student’s work?”

SB: “Wait, Ted, I am going with you…” [ Biden flees the hearing room ]

Senator Specter: “Judge Alito will now interrogate Senator Feinstein, Democrat of California…”

JA: “Senator Feinstein [SF], why did you vote for the former Grand Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan of West Virginia [Robert Byrd] to be the Democrat Senate Majority Leader in 1986, 1988, 1990, and 1992?”

SF: “Wait, boys, I am going with you…” [Feinstein flees the hearing room ] [ end of hearing ]

Friday, January 27, 2006

Lamey McLame

Yes, I'm a lame blogger. I post every six months or so, whenever something strikes me. Maybe I'll do better in 2006, but there are already so darn many UberBloggers out there that I find it hard to write, since I enjoy reading so much.

Headline from the left view I

GDP growth at weakest in three years

Q - What would the Yahoo/Reuters headline have been if there was a Dem in the Oval Office right now?

A - Amazing GDP growth continues for 16th straight quarter.

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Funniest. Website. Ever

Hat tip to BMEWS, what do you get when you cross National Lampoon with MoveOn.Org? You get moveonplease.org.

Friday, August 06, 2004

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman in that skybox there, the one with the hot pink fingernails and a donkey tattoo on the small of her back..." Posted by Hello

Ha! Posted by Hello

Nope, no liberal media here Part II

Hmmm, let's see. Which sentence comes first in this AP / Yahoo story?

The nation's payroll growth slowed dramatically in July with a paltry 32,000 jobs being added_ a potentially troubling sign that the rough patch the economy hit in June was no aberration.


The new jobless rate was the lowest since October 2001.

Nope, no liberal slant to this story either! Move along, nothing to see here.

Friday, July 30, 2004

Whooo Hoooo - 150 hits and counting!

And only about 25 are mine, seeing if the blog is still here! It'd be nice if someone would leave a comment once in a while, but I can't be too demanding, can I?

Thursday, July 29, 2004

Celebrity Asshat of the day

Alec, I thought you were leaving. When did you come back and can we get a promise that you'll leave and not return when Bush repeats this year? Posted by Hello

Photoshoppers for Bush

The blogosphere is replete with wonderful Photoshoppers. This one from Blogs for Bush is priceless.

One thing I've noticed is that the left wingers (that I stop by and visit) seem to like to make physical deformities on pictures (enlarging or pointing Bush's ears, making Cheney's mouth sinister) where the rightside bloggers just hang bunny ears on or past people into places. Posted by Hello

Barak, the shooting star

I didn't see any of Obama's speech, but I read through some of the text and heard reaction on local talk radio. Bla bla bla, talk is cheap.

I'm voting a single issue this time, as usual. Whom do I think has a realistic probability of getting the federal government back down towards it's Constitutionally-mandated size, and who will cut my taxes more (or stop them from going up.) Don't give me the "the government is going broke" stuff. If we give it to them, they'll piss it away (most likely any party in power), if we don't give it to them, they'll piss it away (ditto). The only way to shrink the government and pay off the deficit is to freeze non-Constitutional federal budgets with the idea of sunsetting them over a fixed period.

(a tip of the hat to S-Train for spurring this post)

UPDATE - Oops, looks like someone is being fact-checked. (H/T LGF)

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Happy Birthday to you...

Remember, while the Dems are slopping all over Teddy Kennedy and what wonderful work he's done in the Senate for America, July 26 would have been Mary Jo Kopechne's 64th birthday, had Teddy not left her to drown at the bottom of a canal (a tip of the hat to John Cole for the reminder.) Posted by Hello


'da intern, left shoulder Posted by Hello

'da wife, left shoulder Posted by Hello